Meet this lot. The ones responsible for this nonsense.
Who Let’s Them Write This?
Quentin Snide
Editor-in-chief. Covers politics, scandal, and the decline of civilisation with one raised eyebrow and a half-empty glass. Founded The Usual Rubbish out of spite and continues to run it on caffeine, contempt, and a complete lack of HR oversight.
Hope Withers
Covers religion in all its forms—miraculous, misguided, and monetised. Once Anglican, now agnostic with questions. Finds the divine in scandal and the sacred in footnotes.
Miles Dregg
Miles Dregg is The Usual Rubbish’s Media and Entertainment correspondent. He hasn’t enjoyed anything since Spaced, and once live-tweeted a nervous breakdown during the Eurovision semi-finals. He lives in Dalston with a collection of vintage iPods and unresolved resentment.
Tristram Bantersnatch
Covers sport in all its tragic, tribal, overhyped glory. Once tried CrossFit, now prefers crisps. Brings biting wit, weary scepticism, and a deep distrust of anyone who says “it’s coming home.”
Nova Zellick
Covers science, tech, and the glorious inevitability of AI overthrowing humanity. Brains like a quantum mainframe, she thinks religion is a software glitch we haven’t debugged yet. Smiles only when she’s right — which is often.
