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In a heart-warming throwback to the days when women’s suffrage was still just an irritating rumour, US Defence

Finally. After years of half-hearted digs and “kids just being kids” filler episodes, Trey Parker and Matt Stone

French politics once again finds itself clutching pearls over an incident that may, or may not, have anything

In a twist so shocking it stunned absolutely no one except the man himself, James O’Brien has found

It turns out that pouring your heart out to a silicon soul with zero childhood trauma and a

Well, it appears that South Korea’s political drama continues to serve more plot twists than a late-season K-drama,

In a turn of events that’s either a bold new era for football or the latest sign of

Diane Abbott, the MP for Hackney North and Still Clinging On, has declared — for roughly the thousandth

The BBC, that once-venerable public institution now seemingly staffed by moral arsonists in sharp suits and lanyards, has

The transatlantic love affair that once fluttered across airwaves and flirted through mutual flattery has hit a bit

In a finale that somehow blended elite football, pantomime politics, and the general chaos of a buffet at

It was another productive Sunday in the Gaza Strip, where military-grade “oops” continues to be a staple of

In yet another blow to bald truth and follicular integrity, Athletic Club’s Yeray Álvarez has tested positive for

Ah, Jupiter — big, beautiful, allegedly benevolent Jupiter. The mighty gasbag that’s long been cast as Earth’s celestial

In an announcement that managed to be both “groundbreaking” and oddly familiar, Sir Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron

In a move that will surely have Vladimir Putin pouring an extra dash of vodka into his breakfast

Castel Gandolfo, Italy — The lilies were in bloom, the reflecting pool untroubled, and somewhere amidst the birdsong

And just like that—poof—Christian Horner’s 20-year tenure as Red Bull’s head honcho comes to a screeching halt. A

In yet another proud moment for the British broadcasting elite, Gregg “cheeky chappy” Wallace has reportedly been removed

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